Plushie Fans Mugs

Man gets out of bed trying to put on stuffed Monkey.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Toys

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm huggable!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Teddy Bears in the wild

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Bubbie Selfies

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'

"Need hug."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Pixie

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

'Well, Susie, I guess it's technically a stuffed animal, but...'

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

Teddy Bears

"Did you boys see anything?"

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

"Well, this virtual staff party sucks."

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"The super-ice-slushees are only 49 cents!"