Plus-size Fashionista Prints

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Large Size Boutique

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Rap music

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Mikado

"I don't like your application."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

Rainbow skier

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Museum of dog memorabilia

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'Is that a wig?'

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Work clothes.