Plus-size Fashion Aficionado Mugs

"XXXl is the new XXL."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Hats

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Still in fashion

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Miley Cyrus

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"Make me look like this."

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Most people stop at the jacket."