Plunger Aficionado Prints

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Making fun of Starfish.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"The early bird catches the worm...and eats more, gets obese and dies sooner."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Oil Workers

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

I hate it when they start without us.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"You should have called earlier."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.