Plow Driver Gifts

Any snow last night?

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Better times ahead.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'