Plot Cultivator Prints

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Allotment

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Blue sky thinking

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Sulk Shows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

"What are you growing?"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

Convention of municipal gardeners.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Locovores

Hair Raising

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

Writer's Plough

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.