Plot Architect Pillows

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Joyce Carol Oates

"The premise was good but you failed on the execution."

'Bradley Stone will be writing a sequel to 'Social Drinking' just as soon as he has dried out.'

Aspiring author

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Writer’s Corner

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

Novelist

'You write fiction novels as a side line, don't you?'

Andre Gide.

'I'm done with my novel.'

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"Better than Chekhov"

Hollywood Sign Developers

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."