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Henrik Ibsen,

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Yes, William, I'm breaking up with you - Please don't make a scene. Ye Olde Mitre.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

Shepherd and eurydice

Campaign for Plain English

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Herman Mankiewicz

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Reading my Critics

Honoré de Balzac

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Theatre Masks and Butts

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'