Playtime Promoters Pillows

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Bouncing baby

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Narrative play is dead."

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Gymnasium/Creche.

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Juggler

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'