Playtime Commentator Prints

Mr. Williams tried not to panic. There was still a chance that Bobby was undressing them.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'My god, he's insane.'

Clockwork Toys.

'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."