Playtime Commentator Prints

Mr. Williams tried not to panic. There was still a chance that Bobby was undressing them.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Children's Imagination

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'My god, he's insane.'

Clockwork Toys.

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

Hopscotch leading to a basketball hoop.