Playing With Water Pillows

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

"First snowman?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Dollphins

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

A rainbow umbrella

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Swing without a tree

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Children playing around a water pump