Playing Shop Pillows

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Remote control pirate bully

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Tommy!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.