Playground Rebel Prints

"You know better! There are some things a little girl doesn't do! And rolling your eyes at your elders isn't one of them!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Recess does things to a man."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Little boys

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Riding the statue.

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Boys in the cloakroom.

Executive Lifestyle

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

Play golf on the billiards table.

Cluster Catastrophe

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Office with a fake suggestion box.