Playground Pediatrician Mugs

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

Little doctor.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"First snowman?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Mood Swings.

The Charge of the Kids

Office Park

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""