Playful Storytellers Pillows

Rabbit.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Daughters at Bedtime

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'