Playful Storytellers Pillows

Rabbit.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Home Sweet Home

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Daughters at Bedtime

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

David and Goliath.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."