Playful Secret Agent Mugs

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

$1: Family Secrets

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

Top Secret Files