Playful Ponderer Mugs

'Why is it when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

A Rare Moment of Hand Puppet Intimacy

Fingers

Multi-Functional Circle

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'So, how does my future look?'

Date: 'Yes, I do love your use of language - it's just that from your emails it wasn't apparent that you had such an annoying voice!'

'That's what you get for putting your nose into other people's business.'

Frog Baby Names

Angel Catches A Devil

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Playdough's The Republic

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Hamlet

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'