Playful Pitch Appreciator Prints

"It slices! It dices!"

Wagging Dog

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Pirate eye test

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'What's that funny smell?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Museum of Mediocre Art.

My horse for a kingdom.

'Any questions?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'You want to run that by me again?'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Barristers playing a joke

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"Are you binge watching again?"

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"