Playful Pediatrician Prints

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Transplant delivery

"I'd like a second opinion. He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"It's cooties."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'Spin GP'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'