Playful Nutritionist Prints

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Free Range Chickens

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Tangled facing dog...

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

You are what you eat

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'