Playful Nomenclator Mugs

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Playdough's The Republic

Hamlet

"She's a miniature."

"It's a mobile."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Mice Cream

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Switchback Playground.

Jumble Sale

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Fingers