Playful Nomenclator Mugs

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Playdough's The Republic

"She's a miniature."

Hamlet

"It's a mobile."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Mice Cream

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Switchback Playground.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Jumble Sale

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Fingers