Playful Mentor Prints

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Mixed Doubles.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I think I can". (train)

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Support groups for car repairs.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Wanna play?"

"You complete me."