Playful Medicine Enthusiast Mugs

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Uh-Oh!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Too much Inflammation

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Anatomy.

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."