Playful Linguists Prints

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

Artichoking victim

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Heart To Heart

"The doctor will she you now."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Blood donor centre

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Back Down

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

'Mr Wilks, I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than 'an unidentified item in the bagging area'.'

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'