Playful Linguists Prints

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Heart To Heart

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Artichoking victim

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"The doctor will she you now."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Blood donor centre

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Back Down

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital