Playful Execs Mugs

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'ok, who threw that?'

I Have A Closed Mind.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Executive Conkers.

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'May I play through please?'

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

'I thought you were ousted as CEO.' 'I was. But with my golden parachute I bought the company. I'm Baaack!'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"These are of all my affiliates."

'I need to snoop around, ask questions, get in touch with my feminine side.'

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"