Playful Educator Pillows

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

'Have you tried this neat flyer I took away from the Rosher boy?'

"I couldn't bring myself to throw it away. It made such a beautiful landing on my desk."

"Hello, class. I'm your new teacher, Ms. Sims. I like dogs, so I try to give tasty homework."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Junior Doctor.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Benjamin Franklin

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Playing Doctors.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"Race you to the spleen!"

Lack History Month

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'