Playful Bartering Prints

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Labrador Non-retriever

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

Rum Mage Sale Today

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Sorry. Cash only."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Change and barter machines.

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'Why are you so rude?'

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'