Playful Bartering Prints

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Labrador Non-retriever

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Rum Mage Sale Today

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

"Sorry. Cash only."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Change and barter machines.

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'Why are you so rude?'

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'