Playbill Collector Prints

Another Disappointing Party at the Playbill Mansion

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gramaphone Man.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

The public was right

Piano Prompt

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."