Play Safety Guru Prints

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

AI Safety Officer

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Children's Imagination

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Nice park. . .

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Fade to black...

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Safest Airline in The World

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Little boy dragon

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

The Future of Flight?

'It's an old work injury.'