Play Pretend Gifts

"Hey, Jesus! 'I am your Father!'"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"He likes it."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

Tree house.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Imagination

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!