Play Pretend Gifts

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"He likes it."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Dog Park / Cat Park

"So, what do you do for play?"

Tree house.

'He's maturing early.'

Little doctor.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Imagination

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."