Play-doh Fans Pillows

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

GDP and G&T.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Hooks R Us.

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Happy hour.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'

"I'm going for a walk, while this cools. Whatever you do, don't let any, little blonde girls near it!"

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'Wait, Bob - find out if she does windows.'

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.