Play-doh Fans Pillows

'Since you said Botox was too expensive for you - I used play-doh.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Easter Candy Island.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

GDP and G&T.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Hooks R Us.

Happy hour.

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

"I'm going for a walk, while this cools. Whatever you do, don't let any, little blonde girls near it!"

M.D. Nurse. I'm sorry, Dr. Oglethorpe examines funny bones only during happy hour.

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

'Wait, Bob - find out if she does windows.'

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles