Platonic Confidante Prints

"I guess I just want a guy friend...someone I can talk to about stuff."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

French suppers.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'

'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.