Platform Warrior Prints

"In the morning he trolls on twitter and in the afternoon he trolls on threads."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Hate Platforms

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Gamers

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Call Center.

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"Work with me!"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'