Plastic Waste Crusaders Prints

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"It's trickle down."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Global Warming.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Fumes from furniture

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Seals - Pick your own.

HS2 time bomb...

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Mine problems

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'