Plastic Waste Crusaders Prints

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Global Warming.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Fumes from furniture

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Seals - Pick your own.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

HS2 time bomb...

Mine problems

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'