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Fishing for Litter

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Pirate

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

No Shoes, No Service.

The whale and the plastic bottle.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Cr�che Seige

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

GREENLAND

Pirate

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

"I'll have the 7."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.