Plastic Fantastic Admirer Pillows

'The grass is plastic, too.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

A consumer guide to cheese.

Escher's Dog

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Physics toy.

The Mouse King

The Polygon family at home

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

'Flea and tick circus'

Peter

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"She's had work."

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

A shark swims into a desert island.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Flat pack sales assistant

Trapping the Polecat

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Alas, the Princess was just too late to kiss the frog.

An Angel Walks His Dog.