Plastic Fantastic Admirer Pillows

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"Bigfoot"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

A consumer guide to cheese.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Escher's Dog

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Physics toy.

The Mouse King

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Evolution of God. . .

The Polygon family at home

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Peter

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Flea and tick circus'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"She's had work."

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

Needy, the high maintenance dwarf.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

A shark swims into a desert island.

An Angel Walks His Dog.

Flat pack sales assistant

Alas, the Princess was just too late to kiss the frog.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Trapping the Polecat