Plastic-conscious Person Mugs

"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable."

Mother nature takes her course.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Make your own bottled water.

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

Woman with exercise bike

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Global Warming.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Demand For Oil

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

The Lawn Gegnome Project

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Garbage is a collector's item.

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Climate Change

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Is it organic?