Plastic Ban Champion Pillows

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Eco Princess

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Environment policy.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Deforestation.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The birth of junk mail.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling Centre

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Venice Floods

Criminal waste of water

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."