Plastering Pro Pillows

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

In basket-case.

Spa

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

A holiday at home

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

The Cat Spa

Responsibility and duties

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Artex cartoon

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Check out my free white paper!"

"I'm binge working tonight."

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

The Man of Taste.

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

Artist paints an artist.

Lenny's Crack Repair

Accountancy