Plastering Pro Pillows

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

In basket-case.

Spa

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

The Cat Spa

A holiday at home

Responsibility and duties

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Artex cartoon

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Check out my free white paper!"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"I'm binge working tonight."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Artist paints an artist.

Lenny's Crack Repair

Accountancy

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.