Plant Remedy Rebels Mugs

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

For Witches of a Certain Age

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Lionel had a lazy eye.

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"This is called Grandma's Old Fashion Cold Capsules. Don't chew them, but if you do, it tastes like chicken soup."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

'You have too much yin, so I'm going to give you some yang.'

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

'You've got the flu and you drink hot milk with honey instead of buying pills? If our pharmaceutical stocks should go down, I'll blame you!!'

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.