Plant Pond Ponderer Pillows

Water Gardening: Others prefer the modern, easy way.

Wildlife

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Happy thoughts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Sun Flower.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"Who's next?"