Plant Parent In The Sky Mugs

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

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