Plant Life Mugs

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cow Pinatas

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."