Plant Escapologist Prints

Escaping Flowers

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Arctic Hothouse

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Ocotillo

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'Wait for me!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

The Pinon Pine

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."