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"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Queen of Quinoa

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'New Barbeque.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Peas on Earth.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Wine is plant-based food."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"How almond milk is made"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'