Plant-based Paladin T-Shirts

"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

Soldier armed with a pen.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'New Barbeque.'

Peas on Earth.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)