Plant-based Living T-Shirts

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Vegan Burgers. We're expanding output, but you created confusion by telling customers that we're "beefing up" production.

Adopting a Plant based lifestyle

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

The Environmentalist

"States of tofu"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Eco Princess

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Cage-free eggs.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Hipster Police Department

"Wine is plant-based food."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Food Pyramid.