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Life plan

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Deadline

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Town Planning Department

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Beef Stew.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"