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Life plan

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Deadline

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Sign Reform

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Dog Birthdays

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Town Planning Department

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Beef Stew.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."