Planning Powerhouses Gifts

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Deadline

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Town Planning Department

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

Life plan

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'