Planning Powerhouses Gifts

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Deadline

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Town Planning Department

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

Life plan

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"