Planning A Wedding Prints

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'I know you want a big wedding...but can't we just get married on-line?'

'How are your wedding plans coming along?'

Sorting the invitations...

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

'Should we exchange stock portfolios before deciding who pays for the prenup lawyer?'

Proposing

'No, but thanks for asking.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'So, how long will this take?'

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

"You want a prenuptial agreement? But honey. . . Don't you tryst me?"

'Got anything smaller?'

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Kylie? I'd marry her tomorrow - and no, I wouldn't insist she sign one of those pre-marital wotsits.'

'Cool! A mystery bride.'

The Aisle

'Maybe there's a way we can get married on the internet.'

'I finally found a minister who'll marry us... now all we have to do decide is who gets to wear the wedding gown.'

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'