Planning A Cruise T-Shirts

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Workaholic on a cruise

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

'In retrospect, we should never have booked this titanic-themed cruise.'

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"